sergio_101's Journal

7:53PM - rat pack wedding..

shot this at a really fun wedding i closed out the summer with..

7:49PM - Flickr

This is a test post from , a fancy photo sharing thing.

12:16PM

I'm Remy LeBeau
What X-Men Character are You?

12:03PM

:: how jedi are you? ::

11:24AM

this is joel. i was sifting through this old shoebox stuffed under my bed, and found a box full of pictures from the old days. most of the pictures i can't share with the rest of the class, just because i am afraid my mom might find them, but suffice it to say... the films i made in those days were on 8mm, no sound, all action.. they were called "stag films" back then.. it was ALOT harder to get the dames to disrobe back then, but hey, it was the 50's..
speaking of the 50's... that's when this picture was taken.. talk about a messed up road trip. you know, i was down with checking out a motorbike race, schwilling some beers, and popping a wheelie or two, but there always has to be someone who takes everything one step too far. on this trip, it was joel.
we were just boppin and jivin in this little town, see.. and joel gets all starry eye for this tight little dame. tryin to pawn trophies and kisses on her, see.. she was a square dame, not the kinda dame that rides with chino's gals..
anyway. joel turns the town upside down chasing this dame's skirt, and gets his skull trounced by the local hicks.
that's the last time i go to the motorbike races with joel, unless he brings a dame that is already broken in with him. dames got all the nerve, i tell ya.
anyway.. we are no longer allowed to ride into that town.
we were thinking of taking a little putt out there this weekend, to see if any of those cats and kittens will remember us, but hell, that was like fifty years ago. most of those cats are probably gone like the dodo bird, daddy-o..

2:09AM

well, no shit. duh..
you know what i could never understand? people always say that all people have some inkling of homosexuality, they are just repressed. i think this a bull-oney. sure, some people do, but some people don't. it's just ridiculous to say that just because you are down with something, everyone is, to some extent. give us straight guys a break already.
let me put it this way. i hate lima beans. period. some people love lima beans, but, you pretty much know coming out the chute that you hate lima beans. it's just the way you swing. if you hate lima beans, there is not one molecule in your body with some sort of repressed hankering for lima beans. take that logic, and apply it to the dick.. then bring your logic on..
sorry... too much late night tv watching..

1:58AM

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i don't buy this for one second.. i am much more of a dick than this..

1:30AM

how much of a ripoff is this? this was on the tv tonight.
alright, they want you to call usa blonde and chat up some blonde chix. i would imagine that they would show the phone being answered by a blonde chick, but those dumbasses show a lady with some other color hair.
most of the stuff that is on late night tv is aimed at illiterate fucks who don't have jobs, and are trying to get outta work by filing some bogus lawsuit, but they have gone one step further. instead of targeting an illiterate late night audience, they are now assuming they are blind.
hell, late night tv is getting as bad as daytime tv. which is just as sucky.

3:53PM

there was this one time, back in the 70's, when me and jarrod got whacky on that sweet sweet cheeba, and he started talking crazy talk. he was saying that he could go around possessing people and making the act a fool. i was totally a non believer.
well, shut my mouth! he went and did it! he went and possessed this little chick. i don't remember her name, but it sounded like a presidents name. not washington or something.. something more recent.. i don't remember.. dangit.. short term memory is shot.. DAM THAT CHRONIC!
well, anyway.. he started smoking ALOT of herb and calling himself captain howdy and shit.. and let's just say, things got outta hand.
one night, he was getting all crazy with that little chick, like a massive display, for these two priests, right, and he went and showed himself! it was totally uncalled for, but kinda funny at the same time. this is a picture i clicked with my snazzy little 126 camera (which was the style at the time..) it is kinda blown out, because it is really old, but you can still see that chick going ape for jarrod.. or.. captain howdy.. or pazuzu.. or whatever the hell he was calling himself at the time.
the seventies were cool, i guess. drugs galore, and everybody was putting out, but if you wanted to get any play, you had to listen to so much DAM disco! disco was joel's idea. music that everyone will get high and give out the puss to. looked good on paper..</p>

2:02PM

these test blow.. old man winter baby.. the cloud can blow me...

1:42PM

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fuck those monsters...

11:40AM

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this is jarrod. he is in the klan. we are both in
the klan. they had this big hub bub about letting darkies in the klan, so we
bitched until they let us join.

it was a total bitch taking this picture under my
hood.

his klan name is: little big horn

my klan name is: spiczilla

can you guess what flavor of darkies we are?

11:38AM

in case you all didn't know, i hate elmo. i think
he's a big sissy.. he makes me crazy when i see him...

11:27AM

everytime i really think i am gonna do something with this live journal thingie.. i decide against it.. does anyone really read all this crap?
am i like the oldest guy on this dam thing?
am i the only non goth on here?
maybe i am not depressed enough to have a live journal, right?

12:22PM

bands listen up! proper use of the -core modifier..


when describing your band, please refrain from excessive use of the modifier -core. and when you use it, mean it..

one of the only acceptable uses is.. hardcore.. and if you say you are a hardcore band.. you must understand what you are saying. hardcore <> metal..

not sure what i mean?

here are some examples, and their meanings..

emo-rapcore - we sound just like korn, but we wear converse!

alterna-roots-core - we only play at bernies in c-bus. no one comes, because we are too good, and no one gets it. other bands are just jealous.

hemp-core - we play jam music. mostly in the summer, at obscure festivals, like "weed riot '93." we are too stoned to know our instruments are outta tune.

trucker-grease-core - we look like truckers, and are all greasy, and our instruments are all messed up. but we paid more money for our messed up clothes than you paid for your good ones. we broke our own instruments to give them the "we don't care" look. we put duct tape on spots that really aren't broken.

christian-salvation-core - we rap gansta style and scratch wicky wicky on the turntable about god and jesus, but we are not aware that even they are embarrassed by this.

punk-core - we don't know what the hell we're talking about, but you should see how hot all the girls in my english class get when i say that!

folk-core - i picked the name of my genre out of a hat.

slow-core - i spend way too much time on the luna or galaxie 500 mailing lists. i am really sad about everything all the time. my hair is greasy.

anger-core - i am a social misfit, and even in the music world, no one likes me.. i cannot, under any circumstances, take a joke. i know this comment is aimed at my band.

death-metal-core - we are obsessed with the imagery of early black sabbath. we sound alot like them, but we are all pudgy and doughy..

gangsta-rap-core - we are white guys, but we like to say "nigga" alot.. we have never been: in trouble with the law, in a fist fight, with a (REAL) freaky chick, or committed a crime other than speeding. but we can talk gangsta talk with our g-dawgs like crazy.. we like to talk about our bitches, when our girlfriends are not around.

garage-style-core - our band is named after the only place that will let us play. my mom's garage. we think metallica is the coolest band, and i bet they would like to hang out with us, even though we are older than them.

ska-core - we play the new sound in ska. we don't know what the old sound in ska is, but ours is better. we wear plaid clothes and wingtips. we bought our clothes at the salvation army, and when we grow up, we wanna jam with the bosstones..

grind-core - our distortion pedals go to "11". we sing songs about being REALLY pissed.. but we're really not..

electroni-core - when i first heard that chumbawamba record, i knew my calling. i have all the audio software i could find on morpheus. i don't know anything about midi, but i say it ALOT. i talk alot about beatmatching, too.. in my daydreams, my name is dj wicky wicky..

3:44PM

this has gotta be abuse.. somewhere...

vilgbuzz: fargie!
bruuuuuce: fayg

1:21PM

PROOF OF PEPPER'S LOVE TO ME, DANGIT!
IN BLACK AND FREAKIN WHITE!

vilgbuzz: say something sek-say so i can put it in my thingie, dang you!
PepperMcGowan: do you want it to be lewd or rude or both?
vilgbuzz: one of each!
PepperMcGowan: okay lewd: "IF Sergio was one of the basic meats, I'd probably stop trying so hard to go vegeterian."

vilgbuzz: woo hoo!
PepperMcGowan: Rude : "oh my God I can't believe your parents A) kept you and B) didn't farm you out as a teenage sex slave."

vilgbuzz: they farmed me out as a martian sex slave..
vilgbuzz: painted me green..
vilgbuzz: it was dope as shit!

3:39AM

this
is too funny. i was cleaning up my office area today, and this little scene
cracked my shit up. if you look at it, it kinda looks like a picture of the
trinity, but cooler.

we have curious george, who would be the son in the picture. you know, he is
kinda crazy, he gets into trouble, and makes everyone mad. but in the end,
curious george is forgiven by society, and they sit in anticipation as to what
will happen next. he is just cool like that.

pikachu would be the holy ghost. he has magical powers, and can intervene when
you are in trouble with flashing lightning bolts and stuff. he is kinda cartoony,
which i would imagine the holy ghost being like. sort of see through-ish, but
not totally. just kinda translucent. but he does have kickass powers when he is
frightened or pissed.

then, there is the buddha. he would be the father character. he has been around
longer than pikachu and george, so he runs the show. they have to answer to him.
he is much more laid back than the other two, and he wields all the power.
enough so that his powers really are never questioned..

does that all make sense, or am i just babbling?

1:36AM

have
you ever noticed that whenever you turn on the history channel, hitler is on?
you would think the only thing that happened in history was that hitler drove
around in some really keen looking clothes, and had a really cool dressed army.
i guess it's probably not cool to say that they looked cool, but they had some
really sweet clothes. if i HAD to be an army guy, i think i would want clothes
that looked scary. sure, we are already a super power, but a set of scary ass
uniforms wouldn't hurt.

anyway, i was looking for an image to use today, and i just did a capture on
this. i wanted to find one of miss cleo, but she wasn't on tv.. i think she is
in big trouble. the last i saw her, a news crew was hassling her in the grocery.
when news crews hassle you in the grocery, you can be pretty sure that the shit
has hit the fan.

1:27PM

this
is my  car cd player.

what is such a big deal about my car cd
player you ask? you have obviously never been to ashland, oh. it's a good place
to live and all that, but the radio stations suck major arse. there are two
genres. country, and classic rock. it was getting dangerous. if i had to sit
through one more go round of "you shook me all night long.." i was gonna bust
some ass. sure, this song was GREAT! like 20 got dam years ago.. now, i have
heard it one too many times. eff that song.

excuse me, there is one other genre.
college radio. we have wrdl here, and boy does that suck arse. i mean, there may
be a good show or two on there, but i REFUSE to listen to them. why? because
they play korn, limp bizkit, and metallica all day long. i don't even have
anything against those bands. it's just that they DO NOT belong on college
radio. they even play brittney spears and mariah carey on that dam station. what
a crock or horse ass.

now, with my very own car cd player, i
can give a big giant finger to lame ass program directors everywhere. my sanity
is saved. today, i was driving around, listening to one of my new favorites..
Critical Bill..

they cuss ALOT.. they say the eff word
a real lot.. almost as much as me, if you can believe that. they rock, dammit.

so now, i can go about my shit in
peace.. and i don't have the threat of hearing "sweet home alabama" looming over
me. life is good.